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October 28, 2005

Saved Premillenialist Christians Shouldn’t Drive

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Stay Saved Premillenialist Christians Shouldn’t Drive

I’m sure everyone here has been driving and seen the bumper sticker that reads “In case of Rapture, car will be unmanned.” While this never fails to inspire some very action-movie style daydreams and exciting video game premises, it also brings up a far more practical issue: should saved Christians be allowed to drive?

One would think that, if we don’t grant driver’s licences to narcoleptics, epileptics, or other people who may, at random, lose all control of their careening vehicle, we sure as hell won’t grant a license to someone who may just up and disappear without warning. But, this never seems to come up.

I’m willing also to consider legislation that would provide for them the right to pilot small, possibly electric city-cars that are speed-limited to 25 MPH, contain adequate warning lights and signage, and, upon detection of loss of driver (via a simple switch in the seat that disengages when the driver is raptured away) sounds a warning klaxon as it slowly comes to a safe, controlled stop under automatic control.

Amen!

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